Yes, this is Turd Ferguson’s wife who is making this weeks NFL picks for him. And no, I will not pick based on the teams color.  So here I go:

Winner in CAPS RED.

Thursday

Texans @ EAGLES
Even though I hate Michael Vick AKA Ron Mexico AKA The Dog Fighter, I hear he’s killing the league. So I’ll take the Eagles in this one.

Sunday

Redskins @ GIANTS
My husband would disown me if I didnt pick the Giants even though he yells at Eli Manning every week because he looks like a retarded kid who needs a helmet to walk around.

More of my picks after the jump…

BRONCOS @ Chiefs
I saw that the Chiefs coach didnt want to shake hands with the Broncos coach because the Broncos didnt want to stop scoring against them. Im sure that could have only pissed off the Broncos coach.

JAGUARS @ Titans
Vince Young is a bitch and needs to man up.

49ers @ PACKERS
Even though Im a Bears fan, I know it goes against my family name to pick the Packers but I want to get a lot of these picks right. I know the 49ers arent that good either.

BROWNS @ Dolphins
The Browns have a White guy at running back and he’s a beast.

BILLS @ Vikings
I hate Brett Favre more than I hate Michael Vick. I really do. So I hope Stevie Johnson goes to church and prays harder than he did last week and asks for forgiveness.

BEARS @ Lions
BEAR DOWN CHICAGO BEARS!

SAINTS @ Bengals
I’ve been to Cincinnati and its a shit hole. Plus the Saints won the Super Bowl last year and Brees just got the Sportsman of the Year from SI. Easy win for the Saints.

Raiders @ CHARGERS
After what they did to the Colts last week Im going for the Chargers. They. Are. Good! The Raiders. Are. Not!

Panthers @ SEAHAWKS
Dont both of these teams stink?

FALCONS @ Buccaneers
Dont be surprised to see the Falcons in the Super Bowl this year. You heard it hear first.

RAMS @ Cardinals
I watched Derek Anderson laughing on the side lines then get pissed off when a reporter asked him about it. I dont know anything about the Rams except that they are in 1st place.

COWBOYS @ Colts
I dont think Eli’s big brother can recover from that beating they took last week.

Steelers @ RAVENS
Another quarterback I dont like, this one is a rapest. So I really hope the Steelers get beat and bad too.

Monday

Jets @ PATRIOTS
As much shit as the Jets coach talks, he’s going to have to eat it. This is going to be the game of the year. If you want to watch the game with me, let me know and we’ll have some pizza and beer.