I read this Yankees blog called BronxGoblin.com every so often because hey, Ima Yankees fan and they usually has some really good stuff on there about my beloved Yanks.  But this post belowhas to be some of the BronxGoblin’s stuff.

You can find the post RIGHT HERE.

Do your best Dave Letterman impression while reading these out loud.

Number ten, you think Bonds, Sosa and McGuire are dirty cheats but Clemens is an “all natural” hardworking ‘nice guy’

Number nine despite a dreadful economy, you think a 200 million dollar payroll isn’t nearly enough

Number eight if Steve Bartman interfered with a Yankee playoff game, you’d think he should be wearing cement shoes at the bottom of the east river. Hee hee hee. Just drop em’ right in there. splash…
“drop him in Dave, let him sleep with the fishes”
Sleep with the fishes Paul, sleep with the fishes. Hee hee. Who writes this stuff?

Number seven you rely on the argument that the Yankees won 27 world championships even though you weren’t alive for 20 of them.

Number six you spend 3 hrs in the parking lot tailgating, only to make it into the stadium in the 6th inning with a beer in your hand spilling all over and you keep asking everyone what has happened in the game so far.

Number five, you wear shirts with tough guy sayings like Buck Foston, but can’t back any of it up if you had to fight.

Number four, you are over the age of 14, but insist on bringing your baseball glove while sitting in the upper deck. “You know Paul, I kind of like sitting in the upper deck. Feel like closer to the Babe up there” Ha ha he—O.

Number three, you think Alfredo Aceves is an Italian dish.

Number Two, you do the wave and while your doing it, realize you have missed most of the game.

and the Number One reason you are a terrible Yankees fan… You only know Bernie Williams as that guy who plays the guitar and has his own Jazz CD.