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How The Fuck Does This Happen?

Written by Turd Ferguson on June 1st, 2010

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Seriously, how the fuck does that happen? The Guatemalans are claiming that all of the crazy rain they’ve been having caused the Earth to just disappear in a perfect symmetrical circle. I call BULLSHIT! Theres no way rain could have caused that sinkhole. Why? Because its a perfect fucking circle thats why! Look at that thing, it has no bottom! Either the devil is gonna jump up outta there and start killing mother fuckers or someone actually dug their way to China. Theres no report of smoke or sound of when the land that was there hit rock bottom. Someone needs to check the other side of the world to see whats going on over there.

It looks like when someone cores an apple so they dont eat the pits and shit. Its so perfect. What if some aliens cored the Earth so they can eat us? Sounds crazy right? Is it as crazy as believing that rain cause a perfect circle to sink into the depths of the Earth? That hole is man made and I dont care what anyone tells me.

Or do you think the Mayans are saying “Oh shit we were right, the world is gonna end in 2012.” Because if you think about it, theres been a series of crazy shit happening. This, an earthquake in Puerto Rico, Haiti, Arnold Drummond dying. The list goes on and on.

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2 Comments so far ↓

  1. Jeff says:
    December 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Look at the video compared to the picture. Looks like a pretty fucking huge sinkhole but they shopped the “eternal” hole part afterward.

  2. Jeff says:
    December 30, 2010 at 9:46 pm

    Look at the video compared to the picture. Looks like a pretty fucking huge sinkhole but they shopped the “eternal” hole part afterward.

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