I always thought Jennifer Aniston was the quintessential “butter-face”, therefore I never deemed her bang-able. BUT! I then saw these pictures and with it found out that she is 41 years old making her not quite a cougar, but more like a Minx. Check her out.

This picture became the subject of discussion between me and my friends. Why cant Jennifer Aniston hold on to a man? Yes, compared to other celebs she just ‘ok’ in the face. In the regular world, if she was standing right here in front of me, Im knocking it down on the spot and I dont care who is watching. We concluded that there must be 3 definate points that are making men run for the hills.

1) She wants 27 kids.
2) She is the inspiration of the phrase ‘star fish’, which is not true because I am.
3) She has meat curtains that look like the mouth of the Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama.

You can hang a coat on them pokies

The tail game isnt to bad either

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