Every year its the same thing with this Maxim Hot 100 list, they put the wrong girls in the top 10. And why, because the girls PR person puts in a call to Maxim to get them in there. I mean Jessica Biel is #32. Sofia Vergara is #47. Number 47! Here is their top 10 and then I’ll give you mine.

10. Marisa Miller – top 10 material, but not 10
9. Kim Kardashian – she should be insulted
8. Olivia Munn – c’mon, really?
7. Elisabetta Canalis – who the hell is she?
6. Rihanna – was she the token Black girl?
5. Megan Fox – no reason why she is not #2
4. Blake Livley – Blake Lively? Was that a typo?
3. Zoe Saldana – just because you were in Avatar doesnt mean that you are the 3rd hottest woman on the planet
2. Brooklyn Decker – butter face
1. Katy Perry – very pretty, but not the #1 hottest celeb.

Heres my Top 10

10. Kelly Brook

9. Sofia Vergara

8. Rosie Jones

7. Marisa Miller

6. Raquel Reign

5. This Girl

4. Rosa Acosta and this even isnt her good side

3. Jessica Rabbit

2. Megan Fox and her thumbs even though she’s hiding them here

1. Kim Kardashian AKA The Baddest Bitch on the Planet

I’ll give you one more for just in case you want to question my decision.

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