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How Long For A Tebow Scandal?

Written by Turd Ferguson on April 24th, 2010

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How long before we hear about a chink in the armor of the all mighty Tim Tebow because of some kind of scandal? Heres my list of possible scandals:

  • He fathered 14 children in the Philippians
  • He’s the Donovan McNabb bank robber
  • He molested a priest
  • He cried for the first 24 picks, which caused the NFL Commissioner to force the Broncos to pick him at 25
  • He is the grand dragon for the Florida KKK chapter
  • He pissed in a Corona and gave it to his mom to drink
  • He was the camera man for that famous 2 girls 1 cup video
  • He piggy backed on all of Tigers ho’s
  • He dresses in womans clothes during the off-season
  • He will announce that he IS Jesus Christ

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1 Comments so far ↓

  1. t wolf says:
    October 27, 2011 at 6:06 pm

    i really thought you turds stick together,i mean you are turd ferguson
    and tim “the turd”tebow is a perfect
    quarterback for a turd ferguson
    style offense,my definition of a turd is some white trashy southern
    boss hogg beer bellied ply wood assed rascist that wears a size 4
    shoe,teensy weensy limbaugh feet
    these turds are also christian
    fundamentalists that think Jesus
    died for only white people,in the
    public eye they are always professors of jesus christ and
    incorporate prayer and bible study
    into thier turd football programs
    and farm thier own turd quarterbacks,are you a real turd?
    iam just curious

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