…and that purpose is to walk around in a bikini. Thats the only reason God (who by the way is clearly a man) put her on this Earth for? She has no talent. She couldnt work a regular 9-to-5. She couldnt work at Burger King. Shes not saving lives. Shes not giving speeches. So she was definitely put here to to walk around in a bikini giving hardons to men and bull dykes. And because thats her sole purpose for living I hope, no, I DEMAND that scientist create some kind of serum that keeps Kim from aging and losing that perfect bikini body for as long as mankind exist. We should also refer to her as “The Baddest Bitch on the Planet”.

She has a better ass than 98% of the Black and Puerto Rican population. Im actually writing a pilot for HBO, it supposed to be a comedy for Jim Carey but I’ve changed gears and decided that its gonna star Kim. And its no longer a comedy. Its gonna be about Kim Kardashian wants to marry but she wants to “experiment” with as many other hot woman as she can while I stand in the corner and beat the fuck off! Or it can be a reality show where she teaches women her blowy skills and Im her prop.

Sweet Jeezus

In the name of The Father, The Sun and Kim Kardashian. Amen.

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