Today was a big day in the world of Stern fans because Jamie Jungers was the winner of the Howard Sterns Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant. I listened to it while I was at work and it sounded pretty cool except for a couple of things:

1. No one showed their titties. Jamie Jungers won $75-grand and not even a nip slip.
2. No one rode the Sybian. No one was even asked to ride it.
3. I wished there was more than 3 contestants.
4. No one showed their titties!

Jamie Grubbs, the girl with the famous “This is Tiger” voice mail came in second place. And the sexiest mistress of all time Loredana Jolie Ferriolo finished in 3rd.

I would have voted for Loredana Jolie Ferriolo.

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