1. Eat yellow snow.
2. Lay under this fat chick.
3. Get drunk and pass out at the Blue Oyster.
4. Get robbed at gun point.
5. Pass a kidney stone.
6. Clean a toilet where someone just had explosive diarrhea.
7. Watch Oprah.
8. Put peanut butter on my taint so a rabid wolverine eats it.
9. Listen to my gay male cousin talk about his sex life. (Piece of advice: DO NOT EVER Google anything related to #9)
10. Jump through a 10th floor glass window and land on a bed of nails.

Thats how much I think Leno sucks.

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