Dancing With The D-Listers Cast Announced And Im Watching

Written by Turd Ferguson on March 2nd, 2010

I havent watched Dancing With The “Stars” since Stacy Keibler was voted off in season 1. Thats not the only reason why I stopped watching, the show is gay. But believe me when I tell you that I will be watching this upcoming season and there 2 reasons why:

1) Erin Andrews
2) Nicole Sherzinger

And not in that particular order.

Those two are hands down the hottest contestants since Stacy Keibler. And what could only be hotter is if they make them do ghetto booty dances. Or lap dances. Even better if they lap dance each other. But that have to let us know ahead of time when they are doing the lap dances with commercials and billboards and even emails. Better yet, call me toll free 800-588-2300! Im keeping my fingers crossed that the producers of the show surprise us and add the rest of The Pussy Cat Dolls as guest dancers every week.

The rest of the cast that I dont care about is:
Pamela Anderson (“Baywatch”) – I’d be interested if this was 1995 or if her sex tape had came out last week.
Buzz Aldren (retired astronaut) – Lets hope he doesnt die on live TV or hit us with shitty “moon walking” puns.
Shannen Doherty (“Beverly Hills 90210″l) – Yet another relevant celebrity.
Kate Gosselin (“Jon and Kate Plus 8″) – Are you fucking kidding? Is there a way to vote her off the show before it starts?
Niecy Nash (comedienne, “Reno-911″) – Token Black lady.
Chad Ochocinco (NFL wideout) – Thanks to that HBO’s Hard Knocks, it might be entertaining to watch him.
Evan Lysacek (Olympic gold-medal winning figure skater) – He’s gay.
Aiden Turner (soap star, “All My Children”) – He’s gayer.

Erin Andrews