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Meet My Future Baby Momma, Francia Raisa

Friday, February 26th, 2010

I know whats the first thing you’re gonna say, “Turd, she’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian.” Which is exactly why I know I can get her pregnant! Because she’s not Kim Kardashian. Francia seems fertile enough to catch my super-swimmers with her mouth and still get knocked up.

I cant wait for her to put this shirt on so I can play with her… um… video game.

Check out the phatty!
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And she’s racked up!
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Yes bitch you’re marrying me and having an entire brood. You just dont know it yet.
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Tracy Morgan Interviewed By Jon Stewart

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Get this man a variety show!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Tracy Morgan
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show
Full Episodes
Political Humor Vancouverage 2010

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No Black Chicks on TurdFergusonBlog Part 14

Friday, February 26th, 2010

What the fuck is this? Not only is she sippin on some syrup in front of her kid while some trailer trash cracka-ass-cracka grinds her and gets his pecker lost in her phat ass, her baby is asking for the bottle. That can only mean that the baby doesnt like to babysit his dranks.

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Boner Is Dead, Can We Move On Now?

Friday, February 26th, 2010

Great they found Andrew Koenig dead in Vancouver. He killed himself, just like any other actor who hasnt done anything since 1989. Will someone explain to me why we are having such a hard-on (pun intended) over this doucher? He killed himself. Why should we care over someone who killed himself. He didnt care about himself enough to try and live out his life, so fuck him.

I mean, the guy was a nobody. I’ve accomplished more as Turd Ferguson the blogger than that guy did as an “actor”. He was relegated to doing voice overs for cartoons according to his IMDB. And his last real acting job was on My Two Dads, sad. I would have killed myself too.

So with that being said, can we all move on and hope for a real actor offs themselves so we have some real news and shit to talk about?

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