I know whats the first thing you’re gonna say, “Turd, she’s a poor man’s Kim Kardashian.” Which is exactly why I know I can get her pregnant! Because she’s not Kim Kardashian. Francia seems fertile enough to catch my super-swimmers with her mouth and still get knocked up.
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Get this man a variety show!

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c

What the fuck is this? Not only is she sippin on some syrup in front of her kid while some trailer trash cracka-ass-cracka grinds her and gets his pecker lost in her phat ass, her baby is asking for the bottle. That can only mean that the baby doesnt like to babysit his dranks.

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Great they found Andrew Koenig dead in Vancouver. He killed himself, just like any other actor who hasnt done anything since 1989. Will someone explain to me why we are having such a hard-on (pun intended) over this doucher? He killed himself. Why should we care over someone who killed himself. He didnt care [...]