I cant stand Lindsey Vonn. I dont know who made her “Americas Darling”, but that bitch is annoying.

She was talking about “if I host SNL…” Um, you’re not Michael Phelps. When you win 7 Gold Medals and dominate the Olympics, then maybe I might want to see you host SNL. As of right now [...]

I guess you can call Angie Sanselmente Valencia a “Queenpin”. She’s been training other models to move “beeks” (cocaine for all you non-users) across various borders. Angie is thought to be on the run somewhere in either Mexico or Argentina. Her drug syndicate was exposed in December last year after a 21-year-old blew the [...]

Sports Center gets pranked by Howard Stern – ImTotallySeriousBro.com
I did not have sexual relation with that woman, the aftermath – KnucklesUnited.com
Teacher bangs student, then teacher blabs to students mother – NWFDailyNews.com
Funniest headline fails of all time – HuffingtonPost.com
Vag-Eye-Na – YouTube.com
Why people watch figure skating – BitsAndPieces.com
Ambalamps guy talks about getting his ass kicked – BustedCoverage.com
George [...]

COLUMBUS, Ga. — Police in Georgia are searching for a pair of hungry bandits who stole an order of chicken wings from a pizza delivery driver. Columbus Police say the 19-year-old Domino’s driver was approached outside a home Tuesday night by two men who asked for money. One of the men pointed a chrome pistol.
Police [...]