When I was growing up we used to call the dudes who wanted so bad to have street cred “gay-rappers”. Now, Im calling this guy:
The Gay Lion
Dude, are you serous? I dont care if you’re getting locked up for slappin your bitches, being the local drug kingpin, for killing a made member of the mafia or whatever the case may be. You cant be all gansta with your over-sized hoodie on your head, baggy basketball shorts and fluffy lion slippers. Sorry. That shit cant happen.
And these guys…
Homo-Thugs
Dude, are you serious? Roller blades? I dont care if you have the hardest lyrics since NWA. Here in the Chi, the only dudes who use roller blades are the guys rolling along-side of the floats at the Gay Parade.
