Below is the actual Tiger Woods time line breaking down what happened prior to Thanksgiving and after.
5/14/2009 Tiger meets mistress #1 and bangs the hell out of her 27 seconds after meeting her in front of John Daily. Rumor has it John Daily was cheering him on.
8/30/2009 Jose Canseco introduced Tiger to Barry Bonds who [...]

Reason #3: Johnny “The Queer” Weir
Heeeeey!

Case closed

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Not a good idea

Jesus loves her

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Isabel Mastache’s avant garde? Im not sure if I could be allowed into my office rockin a pair of these. Not that I’d wanna rock these.

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