Heres some stuff for you to read.

• Ninja’s dont need doors, just a hole in the ceiling. ImTotallySeriousBro.com
• Watch this weatherman get attacked by a pelican. OneQuickBeer.com
• Top 7 movie nerds that deserved to get bullied. Spike.com
• Stupid child mop. FailBlog.com
• Doutzen Kroes looking hot and showing side boobage. TVShark.com
• A girl gotta trim the hedges. DivineCaroline.com
• Idiot blows off toes with shotgun. KnucklesUnited.com
• Dude looks like a lady and he has some fucked up friends. AfroJacks.com
• This guys wife hates sports, a lot. MoonDogSports.com

Aaaaand a picture of a hot chick for no apparent reason.