Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

Khloe Kardashian Is Horrifying Part 8

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 15th, 2010

This is where I draw the line with Khloe Kardashian. She wants to film herself playing DJ with her hootenanny. Will someone tell this beast that she’s not Kim?

Khloe said:

“Like a solo sex tape, like masturbation.”
Her friend halted the idea of seeing Khloe diddle herself on camera, saying: “I am not going to video tape you, masturbating.”
Khloe responded: “It could be like this”, as she held out one hand like she was holding a camera and the other covering her eyes. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

Let me let you know right now that I care for my readers eyes and nightmares, therefore I will NOT be posting that video if she ever does it.

Do you remember when all of those gay bloggers did “A Day Without Megan Fox“? Well Im starting the “A Life Time Without The Horrifying Khloe Kardashian” campaign. That lady scares little children. And me. So this will be the very last post of the woman or man known as Khloe Kardashian. Unless she eats Lamar Odom.