Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

I Knew Usher Was Hiding in the Closet

Written by Turd Ferguson on February 15th, 2010

I tried to watch the NBA All Star game, but it was like watching a group of Philippinos play the game. But something stood out that made a Rican wonder. Why did Usher open the show and Shakira and Alicia Keys perform at half time. Who knows why Shakira and Alicia Keys were there. But I do know why User was there in that gay-ass outfit. He wanted to be around all those big, sweaty Black men. That nigga gay. I dont care. You would never catch me or any straight man for that matter in that, even if it was for Halloween. I know gay guys that wouldnt wear that. Yo Usher, why didnt you yell out into that microphone, “I wanna fuck you LeBron!” at the end of your set?