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Honoring Black History Month With Hotties Part 3

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I heard this song on the radio today and I damn near crashed from laughing. I think the song is called Halle Berry by the creative Hurricane Chris. So, I decided to honor Black History Month with Halle Berry.

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Grandmothers Got Tits Too

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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I Knew Usher Was Hiding in the Closet

Monday, February 15th, 2010

I tried to watch the NBA All Star game, but it was like watching a group of Philippinos play the game. But something stood out that made a Rican wonder. Why did Usher open the show and Shakira and Alicia Keys perform at half time. Who knows why Shakira and Alicia Keys were there. But I do know why User was there in that gay-ass outfit. He wanted to be around all those big, sweaty Black men. That nigga gay. I dont care. You would never catch me or any straight man for that matter in that, even if it was for Halloween. I know gay guys that wouldnt wear that. Yo Usher, why didnt you yell out into that microphone, “I wanna fuck you LeBron!” at the end of your set?

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Khloe Kardashian Is Horrifying Part 8

Monday, February 15th, 2010

This is where I draw the line with Khloe Kardashian. She wants to film herself playing DJ with her hootenanny. Will someone tell this beast that she’s not Kim?

Khloe said:

“Like a solo sex tape, like masturbation.”
Her friend halted the idea of seeing Khloe diddle herself on camera, saying: “I am not going to video tape you, masturbating.”
Khloe responded: “It could be like this”, as she held out one hand like she was holding a camera and the other covering her eyes. She added, “You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty.”

Let me let you know right now that I care for my readers eyes and nightmares, therefore I will NOT be posting that video if she ever does it.

Do you remember when all of those gay bloggers did “A Day Without Megan Fox“? Well Im starting the “A Life Time Without The Horrifying Khloe Kardashian” campaign. That lady scares little children. And me. So this will be the very last post of the woman or man known as Khloe Kardashian. Unless she eats Lamar Odom.

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Olympic Luger Crashed in New York Too

Monday, February 15th, 2010

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