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The Palestinians Got A Sex Tape Scandal

Friday, February 12th, 2010

I read this at the NYTimes.com, yeah, I read the Times.

A Palestinian aid to somebody important over there is fucking around, except it sounds like it was his first time because he said this on the sex tape:

”Do I turn off the light or do you? What is the procedure?”

AAAAHA! HA! HA! HA! What a virgin!

Nigga keep the lights on so you can watch those Palestinian titties bouncing around. No wait, on second thought, turn the lights off because I heard the women over there all got beards.

More after the sex tape.

I know, its the worst sex tape in the history of sex. Home boy got nothing on the guy who was smashing those two Miss Universe contestants.

So when the 4 dudes walk into the room where you’re laying down in bed buck ass naked you didnt jump out and try to get dressed? Were you expecting them to jump in with you? Did you think you were gonna run a train on that hooka? Is this normal in Palestine? Its not in the USA. A Rican would have gotten my boxers on and started crackin heads.

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Are The Cubs Really Gay?

Friday, February 12th, 2010

I’ve gotten into heated debates about whether or not all of the current Chicago Cubs were gay. I say yes. And I think this magazine cover proves my point. Check out what it says after 2010.

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Video of Luger Accident Shows Him Dying (Actual Video)

Friday, February 12th, 2010

Thanks Nodar Kumaritashvili, way to put a buzz kill on the opening ceremonies to the Winter Olympics.

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Apple’s New Product: iBrick

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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