- He thinks its ok to have sex in jail
- He gets ass implants
- Still uses myspace
- Knows the lyrics to any Lady Gaga song
- Watches American Idol
- Goes to wine and cheese tastings with another dude
- Doesn’t know who Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit is
- Uses the phrase “Im gonna tweet this” on a regular basis
- Goes to tweet-ups
- He enters the club and yells “HEEEEYYYYYY! Girl that’s my song.”
- Wears a bow tie
- Dresses like Jessica Alba’s gay husband
- Watches The Hills because of Brody Jenner
- Didn’t watch the Super Bowl
- Thinks Megan Fox’s thumbs are a deal breaker
- Gets a manicure and pedicure and calls it “getting a mani and pedi”
- Thinks Beyonce is “fierce”
- Has never owned a Wu-Tang Clan cd
- Is a Cubs fan
- Currently plays for the Cubs
- Uses the urinal right next to you in the public bathroom
- Makes out with other guys
- He whispers in your ear to tell you about some sex pillow he just bought
- Shops at Victoria’s Secret for smelly lotion
- Walks around the locker room at the gym naked
- He thinks taking a cock in the ass is ok
- He drives a Smart Car
- Your nickname is “Madonna“
- Plays Farmville and Fishville on Facebook
- Doesn’t use Facebook to find pictures of hot chicks
- The only Winter Olympic sport he watches is figure skating
- The only Summer Olympic sport he watches is Greco Roman Wrestling
- Sleeps with a Hello Kitty pillow
- His name is John Mayer
- His name is Zac Efron
- Drinks herbal tea instead of soda
- Has a name that can pass for both a guy or girl
- He drives a Honda Accord, lives in Kissimmee Florida and is named Sam
- Has left a comment on my blog because they didn’t like what I said
- Thinks Kim Kardahian isn’t hot
- Got married to Khloe Kardashian
- Thought it was a good idea to approve that Cars.com Super Bowl commercial
- Has a man crush on David Beckham
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