Ijust came across this picture of Jessica “The MILFiest MILF” Alba and her husband Captain Caveman at some Super Bowl party. And I’ve come to the conclusion that home boy is Gay with a capital G.

Why? Its simple.

1) Take a look at his jeans. Their a pair of those homo skinny jeans. I think my wife has a pair of those.
2) Take a look at his footwear. I cant tell if those are shoes or sneakers. Regardless, my gay cousin and his boyfriend rocks those. In fact, the guy is an asshole for wearing those out in public and embarrassing her.
3) Finally, look at his hands. They’re not on her ass! If he were straight, he’d have his hands either on her ass or on a tit. She looks sexy as hell and homey the homo got his hands in his pocket.

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