As I watched and enjoyed most of the Super Bowl, I thought that I should highlight what I liked and disliked about it. Here we go:

What I disliked in no particular order:

1. Queen Latifah – I hate fat woman in general, but I also hate ones that try to sing.
2. Carrie Underwood – I would have preferred that she sang the National Anthem in a bikini instead of that white outfit that she had on.
3. All the Gay commercials – Google, Cars.com, the marching men in underwear and the casual Friday where all of the men were in their underwear. GAY!
4. The Who – Who cared? It wasn’t even the original Who. The drummer sucked and the guy on the keyboard was so old that he fell asleep during the performance. I would have rather seen Ricky Martin.
5. Peyton Manning choking on a giant cock – I lost a lot of money because of that interception. A LOT! Cant wait for next years Super Bowl between the Giants and Colts. It’ll never end because with the game tied at 20, both Manning boys throw interception after interception late in the game.
6. The Megan Fox commercial – Why didn’t she stand up and show something? Bitch!

What I liked in no Particular order:

1. The Megan Fox commercial – I liked the fact that they didn’t show her thumbs. They look like spoons. And it was the 1st ever prime-time network commercial about masturbation.
2. The Samurai Doritos commercial – Anything with stabbing dudes in the neck with a Doritos is going to make the list of any mans “things that COULD happen in real life”.
3. CBS didn’t show Kim Kardashian – As much as I want to tap dat ass, I saw the outfit good ol’ Kimmy had on and it would have made any man’s penis soft. (no homo) She looks like she had on Reggies shoulder pads
4. My son and daughter stayed playing in their room the entire time the Super Bowl was on. Thank you wife of mine!
5. The Megan Fox commercial – Did I mention the Megan Fox commercial?

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