Yeah I said it: Miley’s 9-year-old sister is A slut. Little slutty Noah (which is a guys name BTW) is launching her own little slutty line of lingerie for kids. Let me tell you, Billy Ray Cyrus is doing a helluva job raising those 2 little whoo-was. If you remember, Miley was practically naked on that played out social network. Now this.

Im officially nominating Billy Ray for father of the year. He should be proud.

More of the funny after the pic

Thats one oogly ass 9-year-old. She’s starting the lingerie line with her best fucking friend, Emily Grace (who is probably already fucking). Yes I said she’s probably already fucking because what 9-year-old says to her father with a straight face that they want to sell lingerie for kids and is not fucking?

Let me quickly explain something to you. If my sweet young daughter who is 3-years-old going on 14 comes to me and tells me that she wants to wear the lingerie that Noah Cyrus and Emily Grace wear, they will have to surgically remove my foot from her ass. Then the 2 whoo-was are getting their asses kicked too.

Im giving it 4 years before you see Noah’s sex tape that is most likely produced by Miley and directed by Billy Ray.

BITCH PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!

Noah and Emily.

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