The great Notorious BIG once said,
I like’m real cute round tits and phat asses
Educated, so I can bust off on dem glasses!

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If you’re not following @benmarvin you’re missing out on a lot of funny tweets. This is the tweet of the day:
I figure all my socks must be taking birth control because at least one of them should have gotten pregnant by now.

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If you listen to the video, the chick at the very end says:
“He gets kicked out every time!”
Coach’s name is Eric Maxwell and I cant wait for my daughter to be old enough to play on his team.

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I found this twit pic on Jessica Alba’s twitter feed and I damn near jizzed my draws thinking about what happened after they took this picture. Because I just know that they started making out and clothes came flying off! Next thing you know they’re in a baby pool filled with jello and… and… [...]