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My Valentines Day Gift

Monday, January 25th, 2010

I dont ask for much from my wife except for the usual, cook, clean, blowy, give the kids a bath, massage my back, bang me, give the cars oil changes… you know, the normal stuff. Well for the first time in my life Im actually asking for a Valentines Day gift from her that I strongly believe is well deserved.

All I want from my lovely wife for Valentines Day is 14 seconds with Jessica Canizales. Thats it. Just 14 seconds. Lets be real, if I last 14 seconds with this chick I’d be shocked. Im only asking for 14 for just in case that day I actually hold out.

So sweetie if you’re reading this, make it happen!

turd ferguson, id hit it, i want to bang, sexy, model, hot girl, Jessica Canizales

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Gary Coleman’s Mug Shot is F’ing Awesome!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Thats the face only a mother could love. But unfortunately in Gary’s case, his mother doesnt love him. Homeboy got locked up over the weekend for dropping his wife. I sure hope Gary doesnt get treated like a girl in prison.

Thanks for the best mug shot of the young 2010!

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You Suck Rob Kardashian!

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Rob Kardashian is the little brother to The Baddest Bitch on the Planet and to The Most Horrifying Chick on the Planet. How does that happen? I dont know. But regardless, Rob Kardashian bit off more than he can chew when he got into the ring for a charity event.

(More after the video)

AHHH HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

I saw a lot of people on twitter saying that the average Joe was an “asshole” for doing what he did to poor Rob Kardashian.

FUCK THAT!

Those geniuses at the charity made the mistake by not getting another “celebrity” to pummel Rob. Any average Joe was gonna try and knock the block off the guy who is famous for no reason. Especially when that other guy has to go to a real job the next morning. Rob is lucky I didnt get in the ring with him! I would have boxed him in my Turd Ferguson boxers and would have laid the wood to him. Scratch that. I would have laid the wood to Kim. I would have kicked his ass too is what Im trying to say.

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You Suck Brett Favre

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

All this talk about Brett Favre being the greatest quarter back of all time and I beg to differ. Yes, he was great, but not the greatest. You dont agree? Heres a little proof:

Last play as a Packer – INT
Last play as a Jet – INT
Last play as a Viking – INT

Joe Montana didnt have that happen to him. You suck.

Two things I wanna mention about the Saints going to the Super Bowl.

1) I picked both the Saints and the Colts to be in the Super Bowl.
2) Reggie Bush is one lucky cat.