Over in China a guy broke up with his girlfriend because she didnt look like Jessica Alba. So now she’s looking for a plastic surgeon who can transform her in to Jessica Alba AKA The MILFiest MILF in Hollywood.

Now, this set off an energy saving light bulb in my head. You know, one of those spirally looking ones. At dinner tonight I sat with my wife and basically told her look, you either do the same thing or suffer the consequences. Needless to say she laughed at me and told me that I have a better chance of actually banging the real Jessica Alba. To which I replied, “I wouldnt mind that not one bit.”

Heres the article from AllHeadlineNews.com

A Chinese woman, whose boyfriend broke up with her after she refused to look like Jessica Alba, is planning to undergo plastic surgery to look like the Hollywood actress to win him back.

Xiaoqing, 21, said a plastic surgeon in Shanghai will do the facial change for free.

The surgeon, Liu Qi of the Shanghai Time Plastic Surgery Hospital, said the operation will require lifting the woman’s eyebrow, reshaping her eyelid and reconstructing her nose. Once the surgery is done, the new face will be permanent, according to Liu.

The couple broke up after she threw away a wig given by her boyfriend so she would look like Alba.

I hope we get to see the before and after pictures because I guarantee that she’ll end up looking like Donald Trump before looking like Alba.

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