At lunch we were trying to pick the 10 people we would like to “Chris Brown” AKA bitch slap and choke the shit out of. So here is my top 10:
10. Nancy Grace
9. Tyra Banks
8. Kate Gosselin and all 8 of her kids
7. Perez Hilton
6. Lady Gaga
5. Kanye West
4. Justin Timberdouche
3. Ashton Kutcher
2. Heidi Montag
1. Tila Tequila
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