At lunch we were trying to pick the 10 people we would like to “Chris Brown” AKA bitch slap and choke the shit out of. So here is my top 10:
10. Nancy Grace
9. Tyra Banks
8. Kate Gosselin and all 8 of her kids
7. Perez Hilton
6. Lady Gaga
5. Kanye West
4. Justin Timberdouche
3. Ashton Kutcher
2. Heidi Montag
1. Tila Tequila
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As far as the Tila sex tape, they have no clue who the guy is, but he’s not unattractive—well, for a dude getting his dick molested by Tila Tequila. He kind of looks like Russell Brand’s hot brother. As Gawker’s resident vagina expert, I can guarantee that there is no vagina in this tape. However, there is a whole lot of sadness.