After watching this video and all I kept thinking was:

1) Please dont be Puerto Rican. That shit is embarrassing.
2) That little fat bastard dances better and is already making more money than me.
3) Get the fat boy a chair so he can rest before he has a mini heart attack.
4) Please dont be Puerto Rican. That shit is embarrassing.
5) What the fuck is up with those skinny little 8 year olds?

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