I dont ask for much from my wife except for the usual, cook, clean, blowy, give the kids a bath, massage my back, bang me, give the cars oil changes… you know, the normal stuff. Well for the first time in my life Im actually asking for a Valentines Day gift from her that I strongly believe is well deserved.
All I want from my lovely wife for Valentines Day is 14 seconds with Jessica Canizales. Thats it. Just 14 seconds. Lets be real, if I last 14 seconds with this chick I’d be shocked. Im only asking for 14 for just in case that day I actually hold out.
So sweetie if you’re reading this, make it happen!
turd ferguson, id hit it, i want to bang, sexy, model, hot girl, Jessica Canizales
Turd Ferguson has been in the bloggin' game since 2006. Whats my favorite quote? "I like'm real cute round tits and fat asses. Educated, so I can bust off on them glasses!"
