I dont ask for much from my wife except for the usual, cook, clean, blowy, give the kids a bath, massage my back, bang me, give the cars oil changes… you know, the normal stuff. Well for the first time in my life Im actually asking for a Valentines Day gift from her that I strongly believe is well deserved.

All I want from my lovely wife for Valentines Day is 14 seconds with Jessica Canizales. Thats it. Just 14 seconds. Lets be real, if I last 14 seconds with this chick I’d be shocked. Im only asking for 14 for just in case that day I actually hold out.

So sweetie if you’re reading this, make it happen!

turd ferguson, id hit it, i want to bang, sexy, model, hot girl, Jessica Canizales