I kicked major ass during the regular season and I kinda stumbled in the playoffs so far. But Im going to tell you why I picked these two teams to win right after:

(winner in CAPS)

AFC
Jets @ COLTS

NFC
Vikings @ SAINTS

Im picking the Colts because Im afraid that the J-E-T-S! JETS! JETS! JETS! in the Super Bowl would be a boring ass game. Yeah their defense can beat any team, but hat offense is tough to watch. The thought of Mark Sanchez only throwing for 100 yards (if he’s lucky) in the biggest game of the year makes me cringe. Oh and the most over-rated receiver, Braylon Edwards dropping 6 passes that hit him in the chest (nodding head).

And why the Saints? Its simple. I dont wanna have to go through 2 weeks of the media sucking on Brett Favre’s cock. Plus, we’ll get to look at Kim Kardashian every time Reggie Bush touches the ball.

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