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January 20th, 2010

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AskMen.com Top 99 is Wrong!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I was enjoying AskMen.com’s Top 99 chicks or whatever the hell they call that list. And Im here to tell you they got it all wrong. They have Emmanuelle Chriqui as the #1 chick. WRONG! She dont even belong in the top 10. Maybe top 20, maybe.

Here is what the top 10 should have been:

10. Maria Menounos
9. Olivia Wilde
8. Joanna Krupa
7. Kelly Brook
6. Cheryl Cole
5. Kim Kardashian
4. Jessica Alba
3. Megan Fox (fucked up thumbs and all)
2. Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit
1. Emily “Motha Fuckin” Scott

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The Newest MILF!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

I was wrong about Jessica Alba being the MILFiest MILF. She is:

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I Want To Bang Jessica Alba Part 3

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Jessica Alba is always coming and going out of the media’s eye. And every time she comes, she reminds us that she’s still the MILFiest MILF in Hollywood. Bitch can do no wrong.

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(*No Homo) Do You See What I See?

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Caption this… if you can stay on this page long enough.

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Hot News Anchor of the Day: Amanda Drury

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

When I flip through the channels at night I always come across CNBC’s Asia Squawk Box show and their hot news anchor, Amanda Drury. The funny thing is that I never pay attention to what she’s saying. I wouldnt even know if she said that Osama Bin Laden was seen chillin on the front steps of Turd Ferguson’s house. All I know is that she’s hot. And I’d hit. Several times. Raw dog. Cause Ima man.