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Jose Offerman Sucker Punches Ump

Written by Turd Ferguson on January 18th, 2010

I’ve learned a few things about Jose Offerman over the past couple of years.

1) He has a very short temper.
2) He sucked as a player and apparently sucks at managing a team.
3) He cant hit a person in the face regardless of how close he is.

More after video

If you wanna know what the commentator was saying, I translated it for you:

Jose Buck: Did you noticed that no one is in the stands today?
Miguel McCarver: Yeah, its because no one wants to see these guys without steroids.
Jose Buck: You know I used to sell steroids to Sammy Sosa?
Miguel McCarver: No kidding?
Jose Buck: Yep… OH! Offerman just took a punch at that gringo umpire!
Miguel McCarver: No I dont think he hit’em. It was more of a swing and a miss.
Jose Buck: Offerman spent 20 years in the majors and he couldnt hit anything there either.
Miguel McCarver: He couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.