WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Last night I watched Monique pick up this award at the Golden Globes and I didnt care because I’ll never see that Precious movie. But this is the PRIME reason I dont ever do a “I Want To Bang…” post on a Black chick. Call me racist on MLK day, I dont give a shit.
Its called a RAZOR!!!!!… a RAZOR!!!!!
I cant let that be the last thing my fans see, so here you go.
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Alright guys and lesbos, who would you Fuck, Marry or Kill?
Alessandra Ambrosio?
Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit?
Marisa Miller?
Alessandra Ambrosio?
Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit?
Marisa Miller?
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I’ve learned a few things about Jose Offerman over the past couple of years.
1) He has a very short temper.
2) He sucked as a player and apparently sucks at managing a team.
3) He cant hit a person in the face regardless of how close he is.
More after video
If you wanna know what the commentator was saying, I translated it for you:
Jose Buck: Did you noticed that no one is in the stands today?
Miguel McCarver: Yeah, its because no one wants to see these guys without steroids.
Jose Buck: You know I used to sell steroids to Sammy Sosa?
Miguel McCarver: No kidding?
Jose Buck: Yep… OH! Offerman just took a punch at that gringo umpire!
Miguel McCarver: No I dont think he hit’em. It was more of a swing and a miss.
Jose Buck: Offerman spent 20 years in the majors and he couldnt hit anything there either.
Miguel McCarver: He couldnt hit water if he fell out of a boat.
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