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Sunday, January 17th, 2010The Super Bowl Half Time Show Will Suck
Sunday, January 17th, 2010Im enjoying the playoffs and I saw a commercial promoting the half time show for the Super Bowl. It featured the ol’ rock and roll group, The Who.
WHO CARES ABOUT THE WHO?!
They’re old as fuck! They were their the last time the Cubs won the world series for crying out loud! Are all of the original members alive? And if so, can they still remember the lyrics to their songs? Ever since Justin Timberdouche ripped off Janet’s top exposing that tigo-bitty we’ve had a bug of shitty half time shows. And that was by far the best half time show I ever saw.
Heres a list of things that I would rather watch at the Super Bowl half time.
- A bear and a lion fucking. And I dont mean Jay Cuntler and Matt Stafford.
- The filming of my Jessica Alba reality show.
- A wild kangaroo kicking the shit out of a 5 year old girl.
- Janet Jackson’s titty, again.
- Kanye West interrupting The Who.
- Watch a SEO person perform analytics.
- Watch mens figure skating (no homo).
The Who… c’mon man!
The NFL dropped the ball on that one.
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