At the beginning of the New Year I made a promise to my wife that I was gonna turn a new leaf and be nice to the people who I alienated. And I even told a few of my co-workers that I was gonna do it too. But I cant. You see, I gave a verbal beating to this one guy who at the time I thought was convinced was a closeted homo, Edgar Garcia AKA @egspoony. And I was going to friend him on Facebook and start to re-follow him on Twitter. Until I saw this video.

More after the video.

Now… I know for a fact that he is the raging homo I always thought he was. So if you’re a half way good looking guy, stay away from him otherwise he’ll try to cup your balls while he tickles your ass.

I mean, look:

1) No self respecting man would pretend to be Megan Fox.
2) No straight man would ever answer the question “What was it like to kiss Shia Lebeouf?” My answer would have been a left hook to the jaw.
3) Pause the video at the 34 second mark to see Mr. Garcia’s tongue. GAY!!!
4) He likes to take pictures with other men like the one he took with that other fag (see the “closeted homo” link above).
5) Look at the way he looks at the other fag… like he’s either gonna ask him to the next gay tweet-up or @egspoony was hungry cause he looked at him like he was lunch.

Im sorry to my wife and friends for not following through to my one and only New Years Resolution, but fuck it! Its worth the comedic value!

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