Last night finally gave in and took the wife to see Avatar at the IMAX in 3D. Great movie. But after I watched it I said to myself, “Do I want to live on Pandora?” I then quickly answered my questions, “Fuck NO!” I started thinking about all of those retards who are depressed that they cant live on Pandora and those idiots who are killing themselves. What assholes. Those blue people lived in a fucking tree like the Berenstain Bears. I mean, I got a big ass tree in my back yard, but Im not looking to live in it. Its fucking cold out there! Plus, those blue people were like 15 feet tall. And all of those man eating animals, they were scary looking! And another thing, humans cant breath the same air as the giant blue people so how are you planning to live on their planet? At least you can breath on Planet of the Apes. I’d rather go live there.

Thats me and the wife with Jimmy Cameron

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