This is when I say, “Can I be let off the plane?” because there is no way this flight is going make it to its destination. Look at the size of that fucker. The guy next to him just asked if he was going to eat him. How is the stewardess gonna serve peanuts and drinks? I bet he asked for an extra pack of peanuts.
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I always wondered if Tim Tebow was a sausage smuggler. You know, he claims to be a virgin, all the bible thumpin, the prancing around the sidelines, him wearing the gayest number in the history of numbers and all that stuff. And he took the liberty to prove it to us all a few seconds into this video and at the 2:57 mark.
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Forget that a show about Guido’s is TV gold. The #1 reason to watch Jersey Shore is J-Wow.
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If you dont know who Cash Warren is, he’s Jessica Alba’s husband, Captain Caveman, and an asshole. You see, Captain Caveman was seen swappin spit with Lindsay Lohan. From a guys perspective; more power to him, if this was 2003 when Lindsay was hot. But its 2009 and Lindsay looks like this.
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She looks Amy Winehouse-ish. If I was banging Jessica Alba on the regular and I was forced to cheat on her, it wouldnt be with Lindasy Lohan. It would be with Megan Fox or Kim Kardashian or a Victoria Secret model or this girl.
Message to Captain Caveman
Hey asshole, dont you know that you have the MILFiest MILF in all of Hollywood at your house, I mean at the place you call home? Have you looked in the mirror? You’re no Brad Pitt, in fact you’re not even me! Your Captain Caaaaaaaveman! But thank you; you just opened up the door for every guy who has ever wanted feel Jessica Alba’s sugar walls. Did you not hear what happened to Tiger Woods last week? He’s an actual superstar athlete slash celebrity. His wife is taking half. Jessica is a A-List celebrity. Your wife is taking everything.
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