December, 2009

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NFL Week 16 Picks

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Last week I improved to a 158 – 62. The Saint streak came to an abrupt end while the Colts kept pounding cats. And you only have this week and next week to call your bookie and make some guap.

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Friday
CHARGERS @ Titans

Sunday
Bills @ FALCONS
Chiefs @ BENGALS
RAIDERS @ Browns
Seahawks @ PACKERS
Ravens @ STEELERS
Texans @ DOLPHINS
Jags @ PATRIOTS
Bucs @ SAINTS
Panthers @ GIANTS
Lions @ 49ERS
Rams @ CARDINALS
Jets @ COLTS
Broncos @ EAGLES
COWBOYS @ Redskins

Monday
VIKINGS @ Bears

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Ethnic Vampires

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

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Brittney Murphy, Heart Attack or Coke?

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Brittney Murphy died today from what her reps are calling a heart attack at the age of 32. Which to me means that she died of a cocaine overdose. Same shit that Len Bias died from. I’ve never heard of a young person who was in what appears to be good shape die from a heart attack. Unless she was eating an entire fried pig with every meal and drinking the grease as a chaser. This is the kind of person who dies from a heart attack.

Also, lets not make a big deal about this idiot dying. She was lucky to be a C-List actress. In fact she was a C Minus List actress. And it was known that she had a small drug problem.

And oh by the way… I’d hit it.

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Why Im Not Watching Avatar

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Because of all the assholes who think its cool to paint your face to go to a movie.

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Shaq Crushed Agent Zero’s Chick

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

So this rumor has been floating around the NBA and is now fact. Shaq was sleeping around with Gilbert Arenas’ baby momma! Heres what apparently went down:

On or around 10:25 p.m. on the evening of March 5, 2009, one Laura “Lonnie” Govan, the fiance of Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas, emailed Shaquille O’Neal to say, “just wanted to let u know i am here,” and proceeded to disclose the name of her hotel.

To which Shaquille O’Neal, happily* married father of six, replied that he was obliged to attend some sort of social engagement first, and asked if he could “come put it in” when he returned, provided she disclosed her room number.

And lest you wondered if it didn’t “depends what the meaning of ‘it’ is”, Ms. Govan replied at 10:38 p.m.:

“LOL ur crazy! As long as u taste me n make me cum LOL.”

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Yeah, I'll take the condom thing for, uh… eight thou.

December, 2009

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NFL Week 16 Picks

Ethnic Vampires

Brittney Murphy, Heart Attack or Coke?

Why Im Not Watching Avatar

Shaq Crushed Agent Zero’s Chick