If I was the writer for a sitcom several thins would happen in every single episode:
1. An Asian lady would drive her car onto the set then run away while she yelled “Asians cant drive!”
2. A fat guy would interrupt the climax of the most important scene with a random thought like, “Did you know the Beatles had four #1 hits in Mexico?”
3. And every episode would end with this scene:
Yup thats me, the pimp at my 6th grade dance palmin’ that ass! Ah yes, the good ol days when I didnt give a fuck. Im much more conservative and well rounded now.
Its the annual Chicken and Beer contest! AWWWW SHIT!! Bitch opened her 40-dog with her gold fronts! Thats a chick after a Ricans heart! But the winner keeps it real with her quote son, “Im hood mutha fucka!”