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December, 2009
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Brooklyn Teachers Are The Best
Thursday, December 10th, 2009You should know by now that two female teachers in Brooklyn were caught by an apparently gay janitor. No scratch that gay part. Im gonna give him the benefit of the doubt and say that he asked if he could join and the teachers said no. So he then ratted them out.
Cindy Mauro and Alini Brito were making out buck-ass neked in a classroom! How come I never saw any shit like that in my high school? All I saw was the bull-dyke Athletic Director hitting on the girls softball team.
I remember being in this guys class and all that was needed was a stiff (no pun intended) wind for this guy to pop a boner.
Alini Brito (left) Cindy Mauro (right)
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Win A Day With Turd Ferguson
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009Im up to 55 Facebook Fans and I found a way to get to the 1000 mark. I spoke to some of my most trusted friends and my wife and they all agree that the Win a Day With Turd Ferguson is the best contest to get to 1000. Heres the only rule:
If you refer Facebook Fan #1000, you and that fan get to spend a day with your boy Turd Ferguson!
Here is what you’ll get to do on that day:
- Wash my car.
- If its snowing, you’ll shovel my front path and garage.
- If its nice out, you can mow my grass.
- Massage my feet.
- Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Buy me heroin.
- Drive me to the mall and buy my a fresh pair of Jordans.
- Wash the windows to my house.
- Watch me bang out your sister (your sister has to be hot, otherwise we’ll skip this one).
- Baby-sit my kids while the wife take me out to dinner.
Told You Twilight Is Gay
Wednesday, December 9th, 2009
