December 26th, 2009

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Khloe Kardashian is Horrifying Part 7

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

I think I’ve seen enough of Khloe Kardashian. The bitch is rough to look at. Horrifying. Fugly. Recipient of beatings from the ugly stick. Sasquatchian. She photo bombs pictures without even trying.

They photoshop this trick and she’s still the worst looking sister of any trio of sisters on the planet.

Kim and the short one with the douche bag baby daddy cant even make her look hot in this picture.

Good lawd Kim is thick as all hell. The short one can get a shot at the title too! See those two make me stand at attention. Khloe… not so much.

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Urban Meyer Cant Go On W/Out Tebow

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

For the past 4 years I thought Tim Tebow was the gayest person in the history of football. I was wrong. Tebow’s head coach, Urban Meyer is the gayest person in the history of football, college, USFL, Canada, NFL, you name it, the gayest. Cials says that if you have a hard on longer than 4 hours you should see a doctor, Meyer waited 4 years.

Someone must have told him that after January 1st he was going to lose Tebow, the bowl game and at the same time he was also going to lose his TeBoner.

“TeBoner” you like that one? I came up with that myself!

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Are You Serious?

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Was he for real? Who the hell brings a type writer to class? If you aint got a lap top, then just use a pen and paper. Who wants to bet that he’s still a virgin?

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Asshole of the Day Part 30

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Its been a while since I found an asshole worthy enough to get some run on the blog. Todays Asshole of the Day is the Nigerian Terrorist Suspect.

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What an asshole. He was trying to blow up a North West Airlines plane in Detroit. If he wanted to die, why didnt he just go to 8-Mile and start some shit? Im sure someone would have busted a cap in his ass, but instead he tried to blow up a plane. I think thats been done before. The people of Detroit have to suffer through the Lions, they should have to go through a plane blowing up.

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