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December 20th, 2009
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Sunday, December 20th, 2009Brittney Murphy, Heart Attack or Coke?
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Brittney Murphy died today from what her reps are calling a heart attack at the age of 32. Which to me means that she died of a cocaine overdose. Same shit that Len Bias died from. I’ve never heard of a young person who was in what appears to be good shape die from a heart attack. Unless she was eating an entire fried pig with every meal and drinking the grease as a chaser. This is the kind of person who dies from a heart attack.
Also, lets not make a big deal about this idiot dying. She was lucky to be a C-List actress. In fact she was a C Minus List actress. And it was known that she had a small drug problem.
And oh by the way… I’d hit it.
brittney murphy, dead, overdose, drugs, celebrity, rumor, picture, heart attack
Why Im Not Watching Avatar
Sunday, December 20th, 2009Because of all the assholes who think its cool to paint your face to go to a movie.
avatar, james cameron, picture, asshole of the day, photo, movie, avatar
Shaq Crushed Agent Zero’s Chick
Sunday, December 20th, 2009So this rumor has been floating around the NBA and is now fact. Shaq was sleeping around with Gilbert Arenas’ baby momma! Heres what apparently went down:
On or around 10:25 p.m. on the evening of March 5, 2009, one Laura “Lonnie” Govan, the fiance of Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas, emailed Shaquille O’Neal to say, “just wanted to let u know i am here,” and proceeded to disclose the name of her hotel.
To which Shaquille O’Neal, happily* married father of six, replied that he was obliged to attend some sort of social engagement first, and asked if he could “come put it in” when he returned, provided she disclosed her room number.
And lest you wondered if it didn’t “depends what the meaning of ‘it’ is”, Ms. Govan replied at 10:38 p.m.:
“LOL ur crazy! As long as u taste me n make me cum LOL.”
shaq, shaquile oneil, sports, gilbert arenas, agent zero, basketball, rumor, sex, nba
Jesus Shoots Santa!
Sunday, December 20th, 2009This is the work of the local genius, hillbilly, and Grinch, Ron Lake. This is his interpretation of Christmas:
Santa shot dead on the ground with X’s over his eyes. Standing over Santa and staring down the barrel of his shotgun is Jesus.
Way to spread some holiday joy.
I say they just fight it out.
funny, humor, picture, santa claus, jesus, religion, christmas, ron lake, WTF
