You need proof that Tiger Woods is a real nigga? As if him banging chicks in the back seat of a Cadillac wasnt enough… his wife Elin Norstromfumbleburger or what ever her last name is said she was going to Sweden for the holidays without Tiger and what does he said? He said:
Tiger is rounding up all of his friends and taking them on a trip too! He said that he wanted to take his BFF (that sounds gay coming from me) on a whirl-wind trip to just chillax and stick his peepee into 14 more chicks. But he wanted to go somewhere the paparazzi wasnt going to bother him. Hopefully I’ll get invited to go on that trip. Oh man that would be fuckin awesome! You know why? Because the only place the paprazzi wont bother him is on Jupiter! Tiger is gonna tap some alien cocktail waitress. Probably something that looked like the ones in the bar where Hans Solo first met Luke Skywalker. Tiger dont give a fuck, he’ll hit that.
Its gonna be Tiger, me, Chris Breezy, the dudes from The Hangover, Billy Clinton, and all the alien tale we want! I might invite my brother because he can get any female to drop her draws, El Tigere (not Tiger, El Tigere and Tiger are two different peeps) and Reggie Bush because those two dont go anywhere without each other.
