Tim Duncan hasnt won anything in a few years. If fact you havent heard about the Spurs in years for that matter. And I think I figured out why. Tim Duncans kicks are horrible.

Them shits are like skeletons. Corny. Ugly.

I remember when I was growing up in the New York area and Patrick Ewing came out with these horrible ass kicks and erbody was coppin a pair.

You remember these? Those Dee Brown chumpies?

Another shitty pair of kicks. And I cant believe that I used to rock those on the court. I was schoolin cats like my boy Noah Chang but those pumps never helped.

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