Im up to 55 Facebook Fans and I found a way to get to the 1000 mark. I spoke to some of my most trusted friends and my wife and they all agree that the Win a Day With Turd Ferguson is the best contest to get to 1000. Heres the only rule:

If you refer Facebook Fan #1000, you and that fan get to spend a day with your boy Turd Ferguson!

Here is what you’ll get to do on that day:

1. Wash my car.
2. If its snowing, you’ll shovel my front path and garage.
3. If its nice out, you can mow my grass.
4. Massage my feet.
5. Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
6. Buy me heroin.
7. Drive me to the mall and buy my a fresh pair of Jordans.
8. Wash the windows to my house.
9. Watch me bang out your sister (your sister has to be hot, otherwise we’ll skip this one).
10. Baby-sit my kids while the wife take me out to dinner.

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