Im up to 55 Facebook Fans and I found a way to get to the 1000 mark. I spoke to some of my most trusted friends and my wife and they all agree that the Win a Day With Turd Ferguson is the best contest to get to 1000. Heres the only rule:
If you refer Facebook Fan #1000, you and that fan get to spend a day with your boy Turd Ferguson!
Here is what you’ll get to do on that day:
- Wash my car.
- If its snowing, you’ll shovel my front path and garage.
- If its nice out, you can mow my grass.
- Massage my feet.
- Make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
- Buy me heroin.
- Drive me to the mall and buy my a fresh pair of Jordans.
- Wash the windows to my house.
- Watch me bang out your sister (your sister has to be hot, otherwise we’ll skip this one).
- Baby-sit my kids while the wife take me out to dinner.
