According to this Devil in a Red Dress, Mindy Lawton who is the cocktail waitress Tiger Woods was tappin…
… she and Tiger bumped uglies in a church parking lot. Jezebel!!!
This is how she said it went down:
Sometimes I looked like a rag doll after we’d made love. He really did like it quite rough.
He wanted to spank me and loved pulling my hair as we had sex. He also liked me to talk dirty to him, but hair-pulling was what really turned him on.
He told me to follow him and we drove to a church car park. It was still very early and no one was around. Tiger wanted to have sex on the back seat but it wasn’t comfortable.
But he was desperate and insisted that we do it up against the side of the car. Like most of the other times it was very frantic.
This whole situation proves one thing and one thing only, Tiger is a real nigga! Look at what he did:
1) Had sex with an ugly White girl. Hopefully he made her put this on first.
2) Had sex in a car.
Like the great Notorious BIG once said, “Thats a real nigga for ya!”.
Not Tiger or Biggie, but some real niggas!
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