Ok, so the dude rapping in this song is CF (Constant Flow). I grew up with him in Jersey City. Mad cool, mad determined, mad rapper. But Im posting this video because at the very end my cousin makes a cameo. He’s the fat dude in the passenger side.
December 5th, 2009
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Asshole of the Day Part 29: Cash Warren
Saturday, December 5th, 2009If you dont know who Cash Warren is, he’s Jessica Alba’s husband, Captain Caveman, and an asshole. You see, Captain Caveman was seen swappin spit with Lindsay Lohan. From a guys perspective; more power to him, if this was 2003 when Lindsay was hot. But its 2009 and Lindsay looks like this.
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She looks Amy Winehouse-ish. If I was banging Jessica Alba on the regular and I was forced to cheat on her, it wouldnt be with Lindasy Lohan. It would be with Megan Fox or Kim Kardashian or a Victoria Secret model or this girl.
Message to Captain Caveman
Hey asshole, dont you know that you have the MILFiest MILF in all of Hollywood at your house, I mean at the place you call home? Have you looked in the mirror? You’re no Brad Pitt, in fact you’re not even me! Your Captain Caaaaaaaveman! But thank you; you just opened up the door for every guy who has ever wanted feel Jessica Alba’s sugar walls. Did you not hear what happened to Tiger Woods last week? He’s an actual superstar athlete slash celebrity. His wife is taking half. Jessica is a A-List celebrity. Your wife is taking everything.
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