I just read today that the annual snorfest that is Barbara Walters 10 Most Fascinating People of the Year is going to air soon. Here are the people she thinks are fascinating and why I dont think so.

1) Paris, Prince and Blanket Jackson
If Barbara doesnt ask those test tube babies if their daddy felt them up, then theres nothing interesting about them.
Interview Michael Jackson’s tombstone. You’ll get more out of that than you would from those kids.

2) Lady Gaga
Really? No one else was available.
I would much rather hear from this guy.

3) Kate Gosselin
Havent we heard enough from this bitch? Why is she doing interviews when she’s got 8 crying kids?
Interview me. Im more interesting than she’ll ever be.

4) Adam Lambert
Whats so fascinating? That he openly gobbles cock?
How about the guy who invented extra sensitive rubbers? That guy is a genius and a life saver.

5) Brett Favre
ESPN put all sports fans on Brett overkill.
Interview Erin Andrews in the nude. She was a bigger sports story.

6) Tyler Perry
Whats so fascinating? That he openly gobbles cock? The guy is a well paid drag queen.
I’d rather see Jessica AKA Miss Rabbit get interviewed. She got a great ass.

7) Glenn Beck
I dont even know who he is.

8) Sarah Palin
Enough of Sarah Palin. She’s a media whore.
Interview Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.

9) S. Carolina’s first lady, Jenny Sanford
Far from fascinating.
Her husband on the other hand is the most fascinating person of all time.

10) Is a secret and will be announced during the show.
If its not Tiger Woods, the guy who taped himself with the 2 Miss Universe contestants or Kim Kardashian in a bra and panty, I dont care.

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